Saturday, September 5, 2015

Baralaba - Cows with Guns


Moved from the river, with no TV reception, to the show grounds for a night to watch Thursday's NRL game, Broncos v Storm. Nice to see the Storm coming good at the business end of the season.


Lots of activity next day, here at the show grounds, getting ready for a campdraft over the weekend. So decided to stay for a bit. 1200 cows and a 1000 runs, its going to be a big weekend.


     Horses and riders, ready to suppress any uprisings.


Cows with guns.


Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid
They aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow
Grow to die
Die to be at
At the hamburger fry
Cows well done

.......

He mooed we must fight
Escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around
'Cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

....

But on the horizon
Surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar
Of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns